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Toby Malfoy
I should probably put something here, huh? Too bad, I can't be bothered. Read the Journal, figure it out.

Oh, fine: have some stuff about me:

I'm Toby. I'm 30-something. I'm gay. I'm from Germany. I'm somewhat (hah!) obsessed with tv shows. I'm multi-fannish. I sometimes may appear as if I'm on crack. Or a zombie. Or both. One could say I'm a fandomaniac. I'm a slasher. I'm a rps-er. I love fanfiction. I prefer plot over smut. I lurk a lot. I'm a lefty pinko commie. I'm a capitalist. I like money. I usually don't have enough. I'm shy. I will tell you about my latest sex toy, if you ask (Or sometimes even if you don't). I suck at commenting. I'm addicted to coke (the soda, people!). I'm diabetic. I think the internet is for porn. I regularly sell my possessions on eBay and Amazon. I like the word FUCK. A lot.

Fandoms: Right now - and this is bound to change on a moments notice - I'm mostly reading Merlin/Arthur, with some Colin/Bradley on the rps side of the Merlin fandom. Other than that I regularily return to, in no particular order: Stargate: Atlantis, Entourage, Supernatural, J2, Sports Night... I used to be a massive fan of Harry Potter, but I read fic there very rarely these days. There are other fandoms I used to read a lot in but don't really anymore, like Stargate SG1, The O.C., Everwood, LotRPS and Smallville and fandoms I only dabble/d in a little bit reading-wise, like Torchwood, Buffy, House, X-Men (movieverse), The Faculty... The list goes on and on.

Of course, I watch a lot of other shows I don't really read any fic for. To be completely honest, I'm completely INSANE when it comes to tv shows. I watch way to many of them. According to MyEpisodes.com I have wasted a solid 9 months of 24/7 watching on tv shows over the last 10 years. How is that for insanity DEDICATION?
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